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February
2011 |
Parson's
Eye Care
Where
the BEST
choice,
is always crystal clear!
123 Four Street
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Visit us anytime at www.ParsonsEyeCare.com
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Dear Tom,
WELCOME to our new monthly e-Newsletter. With it, we'll pass along
important eye care tips, keep you abreast of any changes in our office, answer
important questions, provide useful links, and perhaps even sneak
in a few "fun" things from time to time. It's just one
more way that we can let you know how much we appreciate the trust
and loyalty that you have shown in us.
Please don't hesitate to contact us any time you have a question
or concern about your eye care. Your eyes are too important not to
take the best possible care of them. And if you know of
a
neighbor, friend, co-worker or family member who hasn't had their
eye's checked in a while, or who struggles with their eyesight,
please pass our name along to them. (And be sure to tell them
to mention your name when they stop in!) Thank you
again, and enjoy the newsletter!
Dr. Bob & the entire Staff
at,
Parson's Eye
Care
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True
or False? It's
ok to use contact lens solution after it has expired.
False. Like most other pharmaceuticals, contact
lens solution has an expiration date on the package for a reason.
Over time, these solutions naturally degrade and lose their
disinfecting potency. An expired solution may not adequately clean
the contact lens, putting the wearer at risk for a contact
lens-related infection. For the same reason, you should never top
off a bottle of solution with water to make it last longer or pour
the remains of an expired solution into a new bottle. Play it
safe!
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Show
me a good loser and I’ll show you a guy playing golf with his
boss. |
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money-saving specials? Click HERE
Preventing
Eye Injuries in the Home
Most of us consider our home to be a safe place. But did you know that nearly half of all eye injuries
each year occur in or around a person's home? For example,
hazardous cleaning products such as bleach and oven cleaners
result in over 125,000 serious eye injuries each year in the
U.S. alone. Other home hazards include:
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Cooking that involves
hot grease or oil that can splatter into your face and eyes.
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Using items such as hot
curling irons around the face that can touch and burn your
eyes.
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Trip hazards such as
loose area rugs, toys, cords and pets that can result in
impact damage.
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Repairs that involve
hammering can result in deflected fragments getting into the
eye.
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Use of power tools such
as saws and drills that can throw up material.
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The use of bungee cords
to secure items or eye level walking hazards.
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Working with solvents,
paints and other chemicals that can accidentally splash into
the eye.
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Lawn mowers, trimmers,
clippers and edgers also pose a serious eye safety
hazard.
To minimize your risks in and around the home, raise your
guard when engaged in an activity that has the potential for
injury, no matter how slight. Get into the habit of thinking a
little ahead and asking yourself two quick questions
before you undertake any new task: Is there a potential for
injury here? Is there a step I can take before I begin that will
eliminate or minimize this risk? Then, take the step. How
did Ben put it? "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of
cure!"
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Protective eyewear will
prevent 95% of all potential eye injuries. Make sure your home
has several and insist on their use by all family members
whenever potential risks are present.
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Read and follow the
safety warnings on all cleaners and chemicals. Never mix
products.
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Secure loose rugs and
keep your floors and stairways tidy and free of trip hazards.
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Use rope instead of
bungee cords and always be on the look out for safety
problems.
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Keep your tools in good
working condition and repair or replace them when
needed.
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Use grease shields when
cooking and always use the furthest burner for the highest
heat.
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Give yourself plenty of
time to use personal care items that involve heat and always face the doorway so you
are never startled by someone entering the room.
Bystanders, such as children who might be watching
you work on a project, are also subject to potential eye or bodily
injury. Maintain a "safe" zone or provide adequate
protection for all who might be sharing the same risks as
yourself. Play it safe and keep your eyesight healthy.
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Don't
just wait for your ship to come in. If need be, swim out to it!
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Fun
Stuff <
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Four expectant fathers were nervously pacing around in the hospital's waiting room while their wives were in
labor. After a while a nurse rushes in and tells one of the men, "Congratulations - You're the father of twins!"
"What a coincidence!", the man exclaims, "I work for the Minnesota twins baseball team!"
A short while later, the nurse came back in and tells another man, "Congratulations - You're the father of triplets!"
"What a coincidence!", the man exclaims, "I work for the 3M Corporation!"
Then another nurse came in to tell one of the men, "Congratulations - You're the father of quadruplets!"
"What a coincidence!", the man exclaims, "I work for the Four Seasons Hotel chain!"
Just then, the fourth expectant father faints and drops to the floor. When he
finally comes around, the others ask him, "Are you okay? What's wrong?"
The fourth man exclaimed, "What's wrong!? I'll tell you what's wrong - I work for
Seven-Up - that's what's wrong!!!"
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The
Missing Dollar

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Three men are attending an out
of town business meeting and decide to save some money by
splitting the cost of a hotel room. Upon checking in they’re
told that their room rate is $30
for the night so they each chip in $10. Later
that day, the desk clerk realizes
that he accidentally overcharged the men so
he sends the bell hop up to their room with a $5
refund. The bell hop doesn’t want
to hassle with making change so he secretly
pockets $2 and gives
each of the three men a dollar back. |
| Now here's the problem: since the three men actually paid
$27 for the room (10–1= 9 (x 3) = 27)
and the bell hop kept $2 for
himself, and we know that $27 + $2 = $29
but the men originally paid $30, where did the
extra dollar go?? Can
you figure it out? |
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A pessimist’s
blood type is always B negative. |
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appreciate the opportunity you give us to serve you!
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Everyone!!
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